


Zatch Bell Does Foamy The Squirrel

by mari 54



Category: Zatch Bell
Genre: Humor, Parody
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2007-01-18
Updated: 2007-01-18
Packaged: 2013-11-02 01:31:34
Rating: M
Chapters: 1
Words: 241
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3348675/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1167885/mari-54
Summary: your fav foamy episodes with the zatch bell characters! i take requests! please dont flame people! warning:mild languge





	Zatch Bell Does Foamy The Squirrel

Chap. One!

The Amityville toaster

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Zatch: Hey, look what I got from that internet auction site.

Tia: What is it?

Zatch: It's a toaster from that haunted house in Amityville. Amityville!

Tia: You bought a haunted toaster?

Zatch: Watch, this is cool, you put in regular old white bread and...

48 seconds later

Tia: Wheat toast? How did you end up with wheat toast?

Zatch: No one knows! What's even cooler is when you put it wheat bread, you get pumpernickel, and when you put in pumpernickel you get a blueberry muffin! 

Tia: Bullshit.

Zatch: Oh yeah? Fine. It just so happens I have some pumpernickel bread right here.

56 seconds later

Tia: Whoa!

Zatch: See? Blueberry muffin!

Tia: That's freaky. What happens if you put a bagel in there? 

Zatch: Good question!

6,798 seconds later

Tia: Is... Is that a pork chop?

Zatch: Oh man, what a jip. I was hoping it'd be one of those toasty cakes.

Tia: ooh, try waffles!

Zatch: Eh, you know, the auction description said not to use waffles.

Tia: Why?

Zatch: I dunno something about getting back a toasted human hand or something. Eh yeah, don't fuck around with it.

987 seconds later

Tia: Whoa, it's a toasted hand.

Zatch: What did I say about using waffles?!?

END

Zatch: The Amityville toaster, make breakfast spooky, spooky talk from toaster, spooky eating toast, yum yum yum, human hand.


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